FUCKEN
“Well… I think I’d like to wake up, because I only want there to be one of me, and I like this version better…” 🌸
Frodo and Sam’s journey if it took place in the United States
Average trip to Florida
we must take the ring to jacksonville
Floridor
Damn if only they had a 2003 Toyota Corolla. They’d have made it to the volcano in like 12 hours max
"The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here."
(inspired by an incredible tiktok i saw yesterday, username cosm1cegg)
I haven't seen anyone post this yet and it was my favorite bit about the latest Stoatal Recall
mothman has been thotting it up in west virginia for 55 slutty, slutty years
now up to 56 slutty, slutty years!
